After my JLC Live T-shirts liquefied on my skin and the sweat got into my nail bags (as you can see here on this gripping Instagram post) in July’s continent-wide sauna—Andy Engel, read his Bosch track saw review here—described it as “hotter than the hinges on the doorway to Hell”—I’ve been obsessed with never feeling that feeling again.

To that end, I bring you a little section of the internet called Mac Weldon. The infographic pretty much tells the company's story and what the britches are supposed to do.

The company makes underwear, board shorts, undershirts, and long underwear.

It says they’re breathable and stay dry—surely we could all ring out our clothes after this visit to Satan’s basement—which is cool.